Posted by: techritic | May 30, 2008

Why Mark Zuckerberg is an Idiot

As New York Times posts an article called “Who’s Smarter: Bill Gates or Mark Zuckerberg?” I almost experienced indigestion. The article itself kind of also sucks, as it fails to talk about why each of them could be “smarter” but simply about the classes that they skipped in Harvard. However, it’s valuable to consider the question. And here’s the answer:

Bill Gates is better. Why? Microsoft is actually profitable. And has a market cap of $264bn. Microsoft builds their service from the distribution of software for personal and business use.

Mark Zuck’s Facebook is FAR from profitable. Social advertising? They fucked it up. Social networking may be the future, but Facebook isn’t the flagship product.

Let’s not pull an NYT and totally forget about the headline. Mark Zuck has fucked up their social advertising, which is basically their only way of profitability (other than sponsorships, which is basically advertising.) I don’t know if anyone will start to embrace their social advertising platform again, but I hope not, because it fucking sucks. Beacon fails. Nice privacy features there. Social Ads (or “Flyers Pro” or whatever the fuck) suck and they don’t work. Social advertising on Faceboook FAILS.

That’s under the ‘leadership’ of Mark Zuck. Beacon was a big mistake? NO SHIT! I think he can start to make insights such as “A technology business is a business — that builds technology.” Facebook is nice, as a non-profit. Zuck isn’t the leader for Facebook, as we’ve seen.

BEFORE YOU LOLOLOLOL LIKE A NOOB IN THE COMMENTS — I fucking know that Facebook is a team and it’s not just Zuck. No shit, but what is Microsoft without Ballmer? The leader is what — holy shit — leads an organization, and what defines its focus. If you think otherwise, or think that Zuck has not that much influence on Facebook, you’re just a fucking idiot.

Now get the fuck off my internets.


Responses

  1. This is a funny blog, ill be keeping tack of it, ok, now fuck off

  2. Hah, “A technology business is a business — that builds technology.” <— Just WOW. Liked the blog,
    I’m getting the fk off your internets now =P

  3. we should get zuck and the old monkey (G. Dubya B.) to team up for a photo op.

    fucking internets.

  4. slaughter his family and drag they’re bleeding corpses onto the streets, nuff said

  5. are you fucking retarded, whoever posted this is crzy mark zuckerberg is the youngest man to have a billion dollars in the world how can you say its non-profitable and it is also the 3rd biggest site in the world and the best social network and most used network on the planet….. who ever posted this tell me what you did with your life.

  6. ha fucking fucks.
    nice rant.
    techtric are you a developer?
    if so. hit me up.


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